cornfuse Notas: 28914
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Sep 23

cornfuse:

I really liked the 33rd president. He was a Truman.

Yeah, kind of shitty joke, so I can make the mine too.

33, like the 33 Chilean miners!

No, we are really bored with that.


minigag Notas: 1377
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tesa2407 Notas: 133463
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Sep 23

the-awesome-adventurer:

devourer-of-gods:

why does this cat have eyeliner wtf

cat

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hellyeahpenguinsofmadagascar Notas: 225292
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When my mom tells me I should go to bed earlier:

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loltias Notas: 385961
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Sep 23

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage


everyonelovesbuster Notas: 30393
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Sep 23

officialwhitegirls:

laughter-everyday:

what the hell is going on here

a good time

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Sep 23

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

"LISTEN HERE"
Where’s the audio?